Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Wait...it was a systemic failure

Breaking update, Barry O now says, "A systemic failure has occurred and I consider that totally unacceptable."
I'll go out on a limb and predict that we're being warmed up for a loss of more liberties and perhaps a shiny new war...all of which will make us "safer".
Look for the "system" to include body cavity searches soon. The speech will go something like this: "Let me be clear, in order to protect every American as they travel, I've authorized the Department of Homeland Security to conduct full body cavity searches at all airports in the United States. The only fluid to exceed 3 ounces in your carry on bags is to be KY Jelly to facilitate the search."
Correspondingly the headlines will be Stock Market Surges Higher on New Security Measures...with analysts saying that this recent initiative should increase profitability for manufactures of rubber gloves and lubricants.

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